Things are heating up!
There has been lots of excitement and interest since I won Album of the Year and Instrumentalist of the Year at the Canadian Smoothies. Things are poppin', and the new single 'Peace Song' is going for adds Monday June 6. It differs from the original version, as we added Paul Brown on guitar for some honey-dripping solo work! Check it out here.
Also, my interview and special on the entire "Told Ya So" album is airing again this weekend on
In case you wanted to check it out!
BTW, my rockin' new merchandise portal goes live June 6 as well, from the main site www.GabrielJazz.com and Facebook.
I have kleptomania
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
It's all organized by the Italians.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.
In just two days from now,
tomorrow will be yesterday.
A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.
I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.
Dyslexics Have More Nuf.
I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Preserve the Spotted Owl
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?
When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Fred."
Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
I am having an out-of-money experience.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana
(l-r) Gabriel, Mindi Abair, Dave Koz, Paul Brown, Jacqui Brown, Brian Simpson, Sylvia Ronahan (Hasselbach), Bettie Miner (awards designer)
Just hangin' before the show!